Smart A**es LOL

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    A flight attendant was stationed
    at the departure gate to check tickets.
    As a man approached, she extended her hand
    for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and
    flashed her. Without missing a beat she said,
    "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."


    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
    at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big
    enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
    "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
    The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


    A college teacher reminds her class
    of tomorrow's final exam.
    "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses
    for you not being here tomorrow.
    I might consider a nuclear attack or a
    serious personal injury or illness,
    or a death in your immediate family,
    but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
    A smart ass guy in the back of the room
    raised his hand and asked,
    "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
    suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
    The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
    When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly
    at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says
    "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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  2. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member


    Thanks for the chuckle Viccky..I needed it today!

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