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Vicky

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This is sooo FUNNY!
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Three Rednecks, Cooter, Ronnie, and Donnie, were working up on a cell phone tower.

As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower, and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, "Well, damn, someone
should go tell his wife."

Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff. I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says,
"Where did you get that beer, Donnie?"

"Cooter's wife gave it to me," Ronnie replies.

"That's unbelievable. You told the lady her husband was dead, and she
gave you beer?"

"Well, not exactly," Donnie says.

"When she answered the door,
I said to her, 'You must be Cooter's widow.'"

She said, "You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow."

Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

Rednecks are good at sensitive s**t.​
 
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I am not an alcohol type of guy myself, it messes with my perception and when gambling or playing poker, perception is very much needed. If I were to drink however, I think I would go with the American classic, Sam Adams.:p
 

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good one vicky.........and Sam Adams was invented in good ole Boston Mass..
 
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good one dear emma, but its funny , because i'm now one those guys working on a cell tower. lol

well, not actually on the cell tower, but i work on the equipment thats runs the cell tower.

i think kotsy could probably drink all under the table!​
 
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good one dear emma, but its funny , because i'm now one those guys working on a cell tower. lol

well, not actually on the cell tower, but i work on the equipment thats runs the cell tower.

i think kotsy could probably drink all under the table! :D
hey d.......can ya hook your girl up with a free signal???

lmao........ya, I can drink ya under the table........strange pheonoman with me....lol​
 
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no free signal, but i damn sure thing i can lose your signal for ya! lol

i was actually hired to deliver and pick up new and old equipment and deliver them to the sites, and others to install it. lol

so been a learning lesson for a couple weeks ,i've only delivered like 3 days out of my last 20 lol}

so i came up with why sometimes while you are going down the road, and you lose signal, its because some poor chap like me trying to learn something new, probably shocked himself and knocked the whole signal down roflmao​
 
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