Take no offense Friends but this ROTF!

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A guy walked in to the local
welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said,
" Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said,
"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening
from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL,
and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say
but you will also have as part of your job assignment
to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV,
stereo, bar, etc., located above the garage will
be designated for your sole use
and the salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said,
"You're bullshi**in' me!"

The social worker said,
"Yeah, well,… you started it!"​
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ROF , damn i was startig to think
maybe that kind of luck would happen to me the next time
i went to pick up my unemployment check! roflmao!

:D :D
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