- May 19, 2008
After being away on business
for a week before Christmas,
Dmoney thought it would be nice
to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?"
he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said D,
so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"That’s still quite a bit," D groused.
the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Dmoney grew agitated, "What I mean," he said,
"is I'd like to see something real cheap.”
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
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