- May 19, 2008
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower,
I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow,
then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
'How long will this take?' I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,'
my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says,
'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
he may even walk again,
although he will probably continue
to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
Have a Wonderful Day Friends!
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