The miracle of toilet paper

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Vicky

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER


Fresh from my shower,
I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow,
then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
'How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,'
my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says,
'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
he may even walk again,
although he will probably continue
to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

Have a Wonderful Day Friends!
:kiss:​
 
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Kabuki19

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Ahaha Vicky thats hilarious, i imagine how amused youre husband were seeing that you believed him, and did you really done that?? lol:lmao:
 
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nada333

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I suspect that it's probably okay for a woman to tell that joke but if a man told it it would be considered sexist. :( Either way it is hilarious. :lmao:
 
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