The miracle of toilet paper

[Vicky]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER


Fresh from my shower,
I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow,
then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
'How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,'
my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says,
'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
he may even walk again,
although he will probably continue
to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

Have a Wonderful Day Friends!
:kiss:​

 

[Seaman63]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

Good one Vicky..thanks for the well needed morning chuckle!

 

[Kim1982]

LMAO

If that were my man, he would be dead. LMAO

 

[Kabuki19]

Ahaha Vicky thats hilarious, i imagine how amused youre husband were seeing that you believed him, and did you really done that?? lol:lmao:

 

[Mick114]

Now that is........:lmao:

Musta missed this first time around.

 

[FEARFACTOR4]

Hilarious! Didn't see that one coming at all........... But seriously, it must work.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[SystEmsuX]

Haha, that was a good one--didn't anticipate that punchline.

 

[Dmoney644]

HAHA :lmao: Good One V!

 

[nada333]

I suspect that it's probably okay for a woman to tell that joke but if a man told it it would be considered sexist. Either way it is hilarious. :lmao:

 

[slucky]

Thank you Vicky it amused me very much ) I'll tell to my girlfriend to do the same if someday will tell me her breasts are small ... :hugs::hugs::lmao::lmao: