VICKY HAS THREE SONS...for you Vicky!

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luckymenan

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THIS ONE IS FOR VICKY~ :kiss: Vicky has three sons and they got older so three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother, Vicky.

The first son said, "I built a big house for our Mother."

The second son said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a young handsome driver who almost looks like JOHNNY DEPP.":kiss:

The third son smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, Vicky sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!":lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
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luckymenan

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Next one will be for you,kotsy! I better get busy to find the perfect one for Kotsy...hummmmm! lots of :kiss::kiss::kiss:,Vicky!
 

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Good One Ladies, Looks like there could be a cat fight coming WOOHOO! hehe

and V, you starting to scare me with this johnny stuff :lmao:

gonna get you some T.O.W.J.D.A. Classes to help you









Totally Obsessed With Johnny Depp Annonomous


:lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
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luckymenan

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O.k I have changed my mind~ Vicky, you can keep him 'cause yo my friend~ Everyone should have a friend like you
You are so much fun to be with
And you are such a good person
You crack me up with laughter
And touch my heart with your kindness
You have a wonderful ability
To know when to offer advice
And when to sit in quiet support
Time after time
You've come to my rescue
And brightened so many of my routine days
And time after time
I've realized how fortunate
I am that my life includes you
I really do believe that
Everybody should have a friend like you
But so far it looks like
You are one of a kind!

:kiss::kiss::kiss:
 

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