Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle
Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Vicky is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for work, her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The same day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager'sdoor. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee..Vicky. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself,
so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the
line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the
factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Vicky, surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me!Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After severalminutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Vicky. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
face,
"but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle
Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Vicky is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for work, her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The same day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager'sdoor. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee..Vicky. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself,
so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the
line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the
factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Vicky, surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me!Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After severalminutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Vicky. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
face,
"but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."