YOU MIGHT BE A SCROOGE IF:
- Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve
is gin, vodka and bourbon.
- You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve
to keep carolers away.
- You buy all of your Christmas gifts
at a store that also sells gas.
- You get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night.
- You give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts.
- Your prized Christmas ornament is
Santa Claus shooting the moon.
- Your idea of Christmas dinner is
a six pack of beer and a cheese log.
- Your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat.
- You use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets.
- Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin
- Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve
is gin, vodka and bourbon.
- You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve
to keep carolers away.
- You buy all of your Christmas gifts
at a store that also sells gas.
- You get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night.
- You give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts.
- Your prized Christmas ornament is
Santa Claus shooting the moon.
- Your idea of Christmas dinner is
a six pack of beer and a cheese log.
- Your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat.
- You use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets.
- Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin
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