You might be a scrooge if:rotf!

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- Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve
is gin, vodka and bourbon.

- You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve
to keep carolers away.

- You buy all of your Christmas gifts
at a store that also sells gas.

- You get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night.

- You give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts.

- Your prized Christmas ornament is
Santa Claus shooting the moon.

- Your idea of Christmas dinner is
a six pack of beer and a cheese log.

- Your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat.

- You use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets.

- Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin

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